Did They Promise Her Men Who Will Do Dishes?
It is common knowledge that the foolish boys who strap on bomb vests and blow themselves up in the name of religion are simply misinformed fluff-heads who actually believe that when they die they will become martyrs and be given 72 virgins. Nothing in the Koran specifically says anything at all about 72 virgins. That comes, vaguely, from another work that is shakily attributed to Mohammad.
I like this version better, anyway:
Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled “It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
So, how do you explain the motivation for the recent trend of female homicide bombers? Arte they promised 72 non-sexist men who will help with the dishes, rub her feet at night, and not demand twisted forms of sexual play where they think they need to use the opportunity to prove their dominance? What else would make a woman feel it was OK to blow themselves up, give up their children, and assuredly be laughed at by the world afterwards? Just one more reason I am happy to have been born in the part of the world I was – where women can potentially find gentle spouses and worry about more important issues of will power, liking making sure they don’t eat too much on one of the carnival cruises or gossip about the other moms at school.
Posted on March 17th, 2008 by onecleardot
Filed under: The Way People Think
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